Finding a soulmate on a site!!!

Well, the ones who fall in love marriage are pretty safe (though they have their own problems to deal with) which leaves the ones who have to actually search for a soul mate. And this search is being aided with matrimonial sites that are in boom these days.
One of my friends, Shereen, who had reached the marriageable age (if there is still something like that today!!!) and when she felt she needed someone to spend her life with; she bumped across a matrimonial site which allowed her to filter for grooms meeting her requirements. (Yeah, that’s advancement. Choose a partner by measuring your requirements).
Anyways, so my friend registered herself on the site. She browsed around through the profiles which seemed human enough to tolerate (most can be really funny ones) and chatted with them to know what they really were. It was, in my judgment, the most hilarious experience one could be entitled to.
Some of the best responses were:
Guy 1: Hi, do u know to cook?
Shereen: Well, yes. I can manage a few dishes…
Guy1: so, you aren’t a perfect cook?
Shereen: well, I can’t cook like a chef...
Guy1: But a chef also cooks right…
Shereen: …………………………….

Guy2: Hi
Shereen: Hello
Guy2: I want to know about your past first and then about you.
Shereen: huh!
Guy2: Yes, so tell me about your past.
Shereen: ……………………………….

Guy3: Hello Shirin
Shereen: it’s Shereen.
Guy3: ok Sheereen.
Shereen: It’s Shereen.
Guy3: yes, I got it. Sereen.
Shereen: …………………………

Guy4: Hello Shereen.
Shereen: Hi Raghav.
Guy4: I would like to know about you.
Shereen: yes sure. Please ask.
(It seemed to go fine with Raghav for two months. And one day…. )
Raghav: Hello Shereen. I have to tell you why I got a divorce.
Shereen: okay, tell me.
Raghav: Well, she got pregnant. But the doctor said he wasn’t sure so I had to leave her.
Shereen: huh!
Raghav: you see, I need my generation to go ahead.
Shereen :………………………………..( jerk)


Guy5: hello
Shereen: Hi…
Guy5: I earn 10,000 every month. Will give anything you asking for. Movie, cloth, dress, jewel and many. When we marry?
Shereen:……………………………………….


Well, after this my friend has actually given up guy hunting for a while. She says she rather live alone for a while. Well, who says finding a soul mate is that easy?